When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.
“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025
Get the decorative ribsmug. When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019
Get the Functional decoratingmug. .1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
Get the Decorative gourdmug. When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
Get the Ding dong double decor dingusmug. Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"
by what the .... November 25, 2011
Get the decoration deliriummug. by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020
Get the tree decorationmug. Decorating with a mix of crystal chandeliers, plastic nik-naks, blue sky murals, bonsai and 80’s style mirrors so one feels they are in a nail salon.
by Well Approximated January 17, 2019
Get the Ramen Decormug.