danko memeo

The dankest meme on the meme scale.

Danko memeo videos consist of a bunch of dank memes sped up and played with ear rape.

Guy 1: Dude watch this video!
Guy 2: Is it going to be another Danko Memeo video?
Guy 1: Hell yeah! Watch!
Guy 2: rest in peace ears mate

by Double-Yoshi-Exploshi April 7, 2017

dakko

dakko means hug in japanese. this is what you send to your japanese crush when you want to be closer and feel her warmth.

can i hab dakko?

by Zaaca November 21, 2019

Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.

"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"

by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021

dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum

person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!

by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.

Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.

by michael92394 April 16, 2011

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014

north dakota thanksgiving

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

by Husbear January 30, 2016