Although you may read that White Sox fans are vulgar in their bashing of the Chicago Cubs and their fans, Chicago Cubs fans do the same thing. The only difference between Sox fans and Cub fans is that when Sox fans make fun of the other team and their fans, they know what they are talking about. Most Chicago Cub fans know nothing about baseball. Half of them can't name 3 players on the Cubs starting line-up. Most Cub fans will claim that the Sox suck even if they are in 1st, 3 games ahead of the second place team, while the cubs are in second to last only ahead of the Pirates. Cub fans often make fun of the Sox over things that make no sense and have nothing to do with baseball.
Cub Fan: Gosh, the Sox suck so bad this year. Cubs rock!!
Sox Fan: Hey, what's the Cubs first baseman's name again?
Cub Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: And what place are the Cubs in?
Cubs Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: Cub fans are so annoying.
Sox Fan: Hey, what's the Cubs first baseman's name again?
Cub Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: And what place are the Cubs in?
Cubs Fan: I don't know.
Sox Fan: Cub fans are so annoying.
by whitesoxdude August 20, 2010
A younger cougar or a cougar in training. A girl in her 20's who hunts her prey like the mature cougar, but without all the city miles. She will stalk her pray relentlessly until she gets the booty she needs.
That cougar cub at work won't stop harassing me, she's not going to stop until she devours me!
by RB78 December 28, 2007
by jen318 July 17, 2008
by markthebarber July 22, 2010
by No Money King December 26, 2008
by Jacob :P [C] May 24, 2009
The worst fans of any sports team in the history of the world. Characterized by the ability to yell, "YAAAAAY, Cubbies!" like a 12 year old girl, and an incessant need to tell other teams' fans that they suck... even as the Cubs lose... again.
It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.
There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.
The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"
The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"
Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.
There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.
The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"
The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"
Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
Guy 1: "I feel sorry for the Cubs. Not only do these guys have to play for a perennial loser, they have to do it for the worst fans alive!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
by C 2 Shine N C July 19, 2007