croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010

Croc Hopper

A "game" that was supposed to be released on funbrain about 6 years ago.

They never got around to it.

Dude 1: "Wanna go play Croc Hopper?"
Dude 2: "Are you stoned? It's not out yet."

by theaob November 9, 2010

White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.

"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"

by DocotorLit July 6, 2021

croc block

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 28, 2010

croc posal

Proposing to your lover while in crocs or marrying a crocodile

My Military Friend Sean gave his girlfriend a croc posal on the beach

by I love birds October 2, 2022

bleu crocs

A phrase to define the subjects shoes when they are particularly old

Dang he’s got them bleu crocs. He needs some new ones.

by Rick Tobias November 13, 2020

Croc Offs

Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.

Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.

by Sandersein May 18, 2008