by NolandoFlordide September 21, 2022
When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017
Have you seen Criss da Po3 today?
Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.
Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.
by Dat1Guyohbaby April 24, 2024
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
Your a criss ting
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick March 10, 2018
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006