Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"
by benny_ March 18, 2011
Get the Crisp Lotterymug. A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.
by Alexmcmullen May 27, 2018
Get the crisp domemug. Everyone has a Katherine Crisp in their life. Although not a specific name this serves as a sort of nickname for Katherine's. Also known as Katherine Crispy these Katherine's are the sexiest females that you can meet. She loves to show of her body and is a goddess in sex. These girls tend to have a small but stretchy asshole perfect for anal. If you catch a glimpse at her boobs you automatically know your the luckiest man alive. Katherine Crisps usually tend to be very open to relationships. They normally have many friends who are boys. Sexiest girls alive.
by Jamafile November 27, 2013
Get the Katherine Crispmug. by Douglas crisp June 26, 2019
Get the Mariyam crispmug. A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
by terrets guy December 9, 2009
Get the Cookie Crispmug. The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least
by TinTower May 6, 2004
Get the Cookie Crispmug. An Amazing, beautiful, pretty, HOTT, Attractive, Good-looking, Bubbly Toed, Monster handed, Gorgeous, Stunning, Striking, Fine-looking and outstanding Girlfriend!!!!
by Tgkusner October 23, 2008
Get the Karysa Crispmug.