An Oreo Creamer is a sexual position where two black men spit roast a white female and cum into her from both end. Depending on how well endowed the white female is it can be considered single or double stuf.
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Man 1: Hey guys I'm back my mom just made me coffee with her Oreo Creamer!
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.
by Jin-Actual April 22, 2019
by Hagis22e5 April 07, 2021
(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel April 28, 2011
The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.
Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
by The Real Killjoy April 06, 2010
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 25, 2019