Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
Get the Cannoli Creamermug. by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021
Get the Baby creamermug. (Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel May 21, 2011
Get the banana creamermug. John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
Get the steamed creamermug. The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.
Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010
Get the artificial creamermug. WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the GRETNA CREAMERmug. 