what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

heavy crackin

When girls with big butts wear skinny jeans that rides low showing the top of their crack with no panties on

Skinny jeans riding low.. she be heavy crackin

by lanebugg November 29, 2016

Crackin' Rig

When a person has a nice ass, bum, bottom, behind, booty, rear end, posterior etc. Usually used to describe women.

She had a crackin' rig

by killajr July 5, 2011

Hackin' & Crackin'

An activity performed by a tech geek at all hours but mostly at night. It involves hacking into other computer systems and cracking passwords.

Dude, what are you still doing up, it's 4am?

-Just Hackin' & Crackin'....tryin to score some free internet porn.

by jimrome69 March 11, 2011

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020