what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

crackin pussy

When you smashing your fly girl so hard her pussy stretches so much it cracks

Chad: just came home from crackin pussy
Friend: dam bro how big is your shlong

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

crackin

another word for poppin or fire

Ted: Yoo did you see Marina Today? She looks crackin

by youwjsh August 24, 2018

sleep crackin

The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.

I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!

by Irocn86 January 16, 2010