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...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
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Truth or Consequences

Truth or Consequences (AKA TorC) is a VERY small town in the southern portion of New Mexico. Located in Sierra County, 150 miles south of Albuquerque and 75 miles north of Las Cruces. Named after a game show. A TERRIBLE PLACE, home of the “TRAIL OF TORTURE” where David Parker Ray raped, sodomized, and tortured innocent women before disposing of their bodies in Elephant Butte Lake. RUN AWAY!
She went to Truth or Consequences to go swimming, but she never came back :(
by James Kanel January 3, 2004
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Unforeseen Consequences

A consequence that is brought to or by someone accidentally or can be used to describe a consenquence that is undesirable or can be used to frighten someone from doing something someone does not want them to do.
"If you eat all that candy, you will suffer unforeseen consequences.
by XxDoritos=LoominartyxX April 2, 2015
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consecotaleophobia

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.
by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004
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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D
by rachell09 January 22, 2009
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age of consent

A law you're too young to understand.
by NuclearDuckie March 29, 2011
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