concrete enema

1. An Enema but with concrete

I heard Jerry gave himself a concrete enema and had to go the hospital

by PM_ME_XBOX_CARDS June 20, 2017

concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

Blue Concrete

When You Bust a Fat One Onto some Girls Blue Hair and That Shit Hardens Up Real Quick My Nigga.

"My blue dyed hair has some white shit in it and is now Blue Concrete."

by LilRiceBoi January 25, 2018

concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003