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Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!
by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017
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Redneck Circle Jerk

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 May 3, 2012
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circle jerk

We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!
Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change
by Cajun July 23, 2008
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circle jerk

circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.
by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005
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Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
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international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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circle jerks

Those people in the circle of a G+ (GOOGLE+) who suffer from false beliefs, who have accepted idiotic doctrines and subsequently who cannot put forth cogent argument.
I didn't want to clog your stream with an essay, especially since I seem to offend your crazed socialist, communist circle jerks,
by Ketch Rudder October 6, 2011
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