chop

a local south african word for idiot or dumbass
often used in the local town of Brakpan and benoni

He just messed up a game of hacki sack ....what a chop!
you chop!!

by Carnagefear May 5, 2006

chop

to karate chop somebody hard as fuc when they say something stupid (or say "dats a chop")

"Mannnnnnnnnn dis hoe I know sucked my dick so good last night boi" Pitiful Man said. Nigga wasn't U at work last night nigga dats a chop nigga I should chop yo dick off just 4 lying on yo nuts like dat boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by BOI BOI April 13, 2007

chop

A term used by chicanos when they go to the store.

"I goona dri' my Tchevvy to de store to chop for taco."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 11, 2005

chop

1. to let a bitch know he/she is not wanted, often in a rude manner
2. to tell someone off
3. to kick someone out of a social group cuz he/she is acting like a bitch

BITCH, i aitn gona deal with ur shit no more, UR CHOPPED!

by mi deffs January 23, 2005

chop

People in sales use it like this:

n. a stamp, such as a "Received on" date stamp, seal, or other official stamp;

v. to stamp.

Chop and submit the PO for fulfillment.

by brianwc August 21, 2007

chop

Chop on
To make fun of an individual's flaws along with a group of others, while the victim is aware of the comments.

Chop up
To give a haircut.

Chop on
(man1) Look at that knot on yo head!
(man2) Go get yo edge-up foo!
(man3) This nigga got some fucked up ass teeth!
(bystander) This nigga is gettin his ass chopped on!

Chop up
Hey bro, I'm about to go and get chopped up.

by Nigga Black June 28, 2008

chop

a polite way to call a person by the name of Emil Heinemann an absolute freaking moron

That chop just jumped the red robot!
Shut up chop.

by Alan Southby December 13, 2008