When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.
“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.
by Theycallmesmexy November 10, 2021
The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.
by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009
A very beautiful girl who only dates tall guys with big hands. She often plays Basketball. She could pull all the guys
by loser99:89 July 21, 2021
A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
by RekaB March 09, 2024
involves 5 girls one beer funnel, and 5 bottles of some hard alcohol, doesnt matter what kind (3 full 2 empty), alcohol is dumped into the funnel into the first girl, any hole, then they move the funnel on to the next girl and so on, at the end the remaining alcohol is funneled into the empty bottle and then enjoyed by the 5 girls and the shephard.
by phukoff November 10, 2007
by kidfromfoxchapel May 27, 2021