"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2010
A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.
by budlt21 July 29, 2015
by tortuga azul September 4, 2010
When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009
While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.
use your imagination
by floyd January 2, 2004
A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.
Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.
by richurd October 2, 2006
The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.
Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.
Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
by mocha baby April 4, 2008