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Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.
When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit
by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016
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Blue Kirby G. Caringal

good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous
Blue Kirby G. Caringal is handsome
by DaisukeZenki June 8, 2021
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Carinne

The sweetest girl you will ever meet! Even though she can have her moments, Carinne is someone you always want to be around.
guy1: dude you're dating Carinne?! She's a total catch!
guy2: thanks man ik. she is amazing
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I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.
A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.
by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011
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fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun
Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot
by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017
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Capricorn

Before I say anything... CAPRICORNS ARE NOT BORING! They just tend to have strong emotions.

Typically have a heart shaped face with nice, dark hair to compliment it. Their eyes are their most noticeable feature, because anyone could get lost in them. They aren't slim, or curvy, they tend to be somewhere in the middle. They're usually average height.

We tend to stay away from the crowds, anywhere, making us introverted. Capricorns are smart, intelligent, determined, and ambitious. Don't get on our bad side, we will get back. Unfortunately, they tend to be shy at times, self-centered, and pessimistic.

In a relationship, capricorns are very passionate.. well once you get to know them. It can take quite a while for them to get used to you, so don't go too fast, or they'll look the other way. They are most compatible with Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, and Taurus. They are least compatible with Libra, Aquarius and Gemini. They are admired by Aries.
She seems so boring. She must be a Capricorn...

A few days later after you got to know her...

I just met this girl named Ruby, and she's a capricorn! I love capricorns!
by craycake111 December 3, 2016
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cappin ass nigga

a person who lies all the time about the littlest thing.
as an example beau:

me : hey.. you still bringing the bread next door?

beau: yea walking out my door now !

(20 minutes later)

me: hey where you at?

beau: ohh my bad i forgot why i walked out the door and went back inside.

PRIME example of a “cappin ass nigga” !!!
by Emma 😋 October 21, 2019
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