beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

cha cha beat boy

a boy who loves u so much and will do anything for u

i have a cha cha beat boy

by u_nderstandable January 8, 2018

Beat Crusaders

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

by Emi July 16, 2008

beatabitch

A false indian Chief...chief of the slapaho tribe

I'm from the slapaho tribe. My daddy was Chief Beatabitch

by MarLeb May 24, 2007

Beat a Pedo Day

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020

Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

by Frankie2times March 15, 2018

beat the monkey

Jacking off; Male masturbation.

I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.

by thisismoi January 13, 2008