Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018
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Burts Tiki Lounge is a slum dive bar in Salt Lake City, Utah that hosts live music 7 nights a week. Burts is located on State Street just outside of the downtown area and has managed to destroy every health violation in the book, yet they have dodged the health department every time. Burts is known for cheap live music, shitty overpriced cocktails, bad service, deplorable bathrooms, and a downright 'I don't give a fuck' attitude. It it the quintessential punk rock bar in Salt Lake City, where only the dirty underbelly dare to go on a Friday or Saturday night.

A tall can of PBR at Burts will run you about $5 dollars.
Did you see all that puke on the women's toilet at Burts Tiki Lounge? It's been there for days!
by Sammy21 November 12, 2012
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Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..
While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.
by Hooper Humperdink III January 31, 2011
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When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
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When someone looks so ugly they look like a burnt banana chicken nugget.
Man1: You look like a burt banana chicken nugget.
Man 2: *cries*
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!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart
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