bored burgers

A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.

Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,

Everyone in the podcast: .......

by climpsonj April 15, 2019

Chicken Burgers

Tits that resemble 2 chicken patties

Floppy and flat and hardly any side profile

Looks at the state of my chicken burgers in this top

by Working Class Hero December 31, 2020

Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

Cum Burger

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

by cumburger November 10, 2020

nigga burger

do you ever just nigga burger

matt's such a fucking nigga burger

by rhenotcelestia January 23, 2019

spice burger

A meat snack consisting of a large patty of spiced mince beef and/or pork coated in a traditional crumb coating. Spice burgers can be cooked in a variety of ways but are usually deep fried. When cooked their coating turns a ginger or orange colour. They are made and eaten mostly in Ireland and are difficult to find outside of that country.

Spice burger and a single please, Guiseppe! And plenty of salt and vinegar!

by JO'B October 08, 2010

Joe Burger

The funny word you get when you combine a name with Joe in it: Joe Biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger.

Person 1: Hey I know something funny!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: If you combine Joe biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger, you get the funny word Joe Burger!
Person 2: WE'VE HAD THIS EXACT CONVERSATION 8 TIMES NOW IN THE PAST 13 MINUTES COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Flapje July 02, 2021