A bunghole is where the senile old fuck Joe Biden rests his tongue when he isn't lying to the American people.
I thought I was going to have a chance to tell Joe Biden what a pathetic old brain-dead bastard he is, but he had already parked is tongue squarely in Lindsey Graham's bunghole.
by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021
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by L.D. Wodie May 21, 2021
Get the Slippy-bunghole mug.person 1: i have such a big bunghole :P
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
person 2: no mines bigger buddy. you know I have more bungus too haha! LOL
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
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(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
(noun)
1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.
“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”
“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”
by Kellykism August 5, 2025
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When a person uses a nose hair trimmer to care for ass hair, creating a long hairy strand made from multiple other strands of hair usually hanging on from a single still connected strand of hair.
by Willy Willerson January 24, 2025
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