Bumpkin

A person who is a bum, but has the IQ of a pumpkin. Anyone can be a bumpkin if you're dumb enough.

oh gosh hes such a bumpkin. I could just eat him

by BumpkinBoo November 12, 2018

Bumpkin

A bogus picture or drawing of a pumpkin.

“Why are you drawing bumpkins”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin

A child born of incest.

Hi, this is my friend Cletus. All the kids say his mom and dad are brother and sister. He's a bumpkin.

by Super Patel October 13, 2018

Bumpkin

Slur for a White person; preferably racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, sexist, or a mix of a few.

P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.

by Bumper Sticker June 14, 2018

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 7, 2022

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call

by DD613 October 22, 2022