Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.

"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."

by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010

Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties

Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."

by The prettiest demigirl September 11, 2021

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

Bicker-bonbobo

A person who displays 8 or more of the following 12 characteristics:

- selfishness

- violence

- sexual deviance

- arrogance

- schadenfreude

- manipulation

- no regard for the rules

- smart-arsery

- dishonesty

- cowardliness

- rampant use of profanity

- ignorance

'Zia, stop being a Bicker-bonbobo!'

'God, she's such a Bicker-bonbono don't ya think?'

by Joanna Kingston April 11, 2019

friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009

Bad backer

This is someone who fakes a disability to claim benefits. Eg carrying a walking stick that never touches the floor.

He's a bad backer

by GkTrax November 21, 2016

sara becker

The most amazing beautiful girl on earth. She can be shy but once you get to know her she opens up is a great friend. Sara will always be there for you and know how to cheer you up. She is athletic, hardworking, and trustworthy. You won’t be able to find a better friend in this world that isn’t sara becker.

bob - what do you think about sara becker?
joe - sara is the most amazing human on earth

by bippitybobbityjoe February 27, 2022