Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

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Blexed

Blexed is the art of becoming incomprehensibly annihilated through substantial substance abuse. Usually involving a concoction of multiple substances, although the desired effect can be stimulated of any one.

Greg: "Do you want to get blexed tonight?"

Steve: *Muttering Gibberish* "I'm half way there!"

by MandemOfTheErb January 16, 2017

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bleeding the brakes

While during intercourse, a man will thrust in a fast motion pushing air into the vagina. Then when the man pulls out the woman queefs.

Bleeding the brakes past tense :Man last night I was railing Barb and I bled the brakes on that bitch.

by Rosco- December 4, 2017

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bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

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