A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.
AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
by bobcat10101 December 6, 2013
Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
by Joey935 March 4, 2016
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by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017
AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
by a random seagull June 19, 2023
by Anonymous12345666 May 15, 2018
Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
by Lunaasaurus May 28, 2023