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Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.
Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.
by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024
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bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"
Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024
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bertie bellend

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"
by southwalessniper July 6, 2012
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bare bellend

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
by anonymous March 20, 2022
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Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club
"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"
by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
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