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Beijing bondage

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
by Dump truck December 6, 2016
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Beijing Obscurantism

The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.
John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!
by TatohSum May 16, 2023
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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Beijing Horseshoe

A sexual position involving several brothers standing in a semi-circle around a horse, (or in extreme cases, a human pretending the role as a horse, although that is less common) and ejaculate on the horse in unison until it is soaked.
"I'm really proud of my first Beijing Horseshoe! We Beijing Horseshoe'd the shit out of that horse!"
"Oh cool, but you say 'we' who did you do it with?"
"My brothers of course, why else would i say that i did a Bejing Horseshoe?"
by The Beijing Horseman April 17, 2024
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Beijing Butthole

When your farts are so bad the air is thick like a heavily polluted city.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were making the air unbreathable. He had a serious case of Beijing Butthole
by HotChuck April 6, 2021
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