Bamboo Annoyance

You ever have those friends who drive you crazy. Annoy you to no end? But it’s not enough to end your friendship over? A cross between endearing and blind rage. But enough to where you challenge them to a duel with bamboo shoot swords and repeatedly whack the shit out of each other in a Chick Fil A parking lot where employees and customers gather around to watch the ensuing carnage. Bamboo Annoyance! 😁

This girl Sonora sure is pain in my ass. Thinking about her getting some bamboo annoyance level discipline.

by sushi lyrics September 26, 2020

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bamboo rump

Similar to camel toe whereby a woman's Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment, except more pleasurable sounding when compared to dry and sandy camel toe

Hey dude! Check out that moist bamboo rump on that fine ass girl.

by SickScissors85 May 4, 2009

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bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!

anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

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go lefroy!!!!1

by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022

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bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

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