five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

ballet

The best , hardest, and potentially most expressive type of dance. Might give you mental health issues, but it's all worth it in the end.

person: "why are you always at ballet?"
me: "because it makes my life so much better"

by person2468 February 21, 2024

ballet

the most amazing form of art but don't bother becoming dedicated to it because it will crush your hopes and dreams.

Person: "why did you quit ballet?"
me: "because it destroyed my mental health and made me work so hard for nothing."

by person2468 February 21, 2024

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett June 8, 2018

Ballet

The area between a males ball sac and inner thigh, where he can secure currency. A male with a larger ball sac or chubby inner thighs will have greater success securing their currency. Rhymes with WALLET

My friend asked me to buy him a drink, I said sure bro, and pulled a fifty out of my ballet.

by Chopper one October 14, 2021