music banter

Easily the best music forum message board on the interwebz and home to one of the most awesome, brutal and merciless moderators of all time, right-track.

Great place to waste your life.

"Your taste in music is appalling, welcome to music banter!"

by fanbhoy May 16, 2010

Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.

John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.

by Aliases May 19, 2013

Banter Bank

A person who provides banter on which the rest of the group rely. Others in the group offer nothing. He is said to 'loan' banter to the rest of the company that aren't offering any banter to the group.

Tim is the Banter Bank this evening, he has to hand out banter to those less fortunate.

by Inside the M25 May 27, 2010

banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

Crash Bantercoot

A banterino with unrivaled banter hailing from banterville. Often abbreviated to simply bantercoot. Reference to the lovable video game character Crash Bandicoot

rick " i cant believe how much banter that bantersaurus rex has"
Louis " yh that guy is some next level crash bantercoot"

by Douchez June 19, 2011

Fanta Banter

To say something rude, offensive or otherwise morally/socially objectionable, only to follow it up by taking a drink from a bottle/can of Fanta orangeade. This action renders the previous statement as a simple case of 'Fanta Banter' rather than an offensive statement. People are not allowed to be offended by something if it is Fanta Banter (or Fanta Banta).

Bobby: Hey man, you're a fucking nigger. You're also retarded and fuck ugly and I fucked your dead mother.
Jeff: Hey man, that isn't cool! How could you say such a thing, man?! I-
Bobby: *drinks Fanta*
Jeff: Oh, it's just Fanta Banter. It's cool, man.

by M. Fallon, Banter Minister September 27, 2013

banternage

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004