Arnold Layne

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes moonshine washing line
They suit him fine
On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Now he's caught
A nasty sort of person
They gave him time
Doors bang, chain gang he hates it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Don't do it again

by LargeHog January 14, 2021

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jem arnold

Was on Planet Ajay when he was 10 and is now a mathematics teacher at the age of 23 and is endearingly called lil' jem

Jem Arnold is so smart and cool

by I'm David Bowie October 4, 2023

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mrs arnold

The word mrs Arnold mean the worst teacher ever, such a b and 100% care way to much about fucking uniform and we're all surprised she has a husband.

mrs Arnold in lesson today was so unnecessary rude.

by uniform card October 8, 2019

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ARNOLD ZUNO

A Mexican American high school student who is determined to start a riot

THERES AN ARNOLD ZUNO OVER THERE!

by THATONEGUYINYOURCLASS March 1, 2017

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Barb and Arnold

Names that you call your friend's parents if they have an especially active, peculiar, or kinky sex life.

Dude, why are there handcuffs hanging on your folks' door nob? I guess Barb and Arnold were up to their usual antics last night.

by ZooJungleFace December 13, 2012

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Ryan Arnold

Utter cunt, tiny dick so gets no girls. Has to take tablets to behave like a normal child and not the freaky cunt he normally is. His dad left him and he looks like Draco Malfoy. Will most likely end up in prison in the next 10 years following in the footsteps of his rapist daddy.

“Ryan Arnold, you better not have been touching kids again!”

by clapclinic January 17, 2019

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