Alfie Frampton

The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality

I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there it’s an alfie

by Bob Sikamore April 7, 2019

Alfie Ritson

some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.

Who is Alfie Ritson?

Alfie Ritson is a big unit.

by B1GN1G June 6, 2019

alfie behaviour

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.

by ertleb October 22, 2010

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

alfie colclough

PRO MINECRAFT TRICKSHOTTER

Ur mum

Friends with a guy with a fat forehead

Gets called racist for some reason

Gets called homophobic for some reason

Alfie colclough is a PRO MINECRAFT TRICKSHOTTER

by Ygoyguiuughgfuiug November 25, 2020

Alfie Jeffery

Alfie Jeffery is a kid who has a YouTube channel called Naruto nugget and he has a friend called Josh and Josh has a girlfriend and Alfie doesn't and he is jealous and wants one

Alfie Jeffery is gay

by Ya boi josh November 7, 2019