oooh now all those other definitions are getting way more awkward now
Excerpt A: (Agnes) won't mind getting down and dirty, and she has a nice butt.
Excerpt B: Agnes is a beautiful and muscular woman. (okay that one's kinda funny)
Excerpt C: Actually (Agnes) just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom...
Free my girl Agnes
Excerpt A: (Agnes) won't mind getting down and dirty, and she has a nice butt.
Excerpt B: Agnes is a beautiful and muscular woman. (okay that one's kinda funny)
Excerpt C: Actually (Agnes) just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom...
Free my girl Agnes
by Milbur Bread February 05, 2025
A very annoying person that has to shut up.
by Erlend October 21, 2020
The one that flexes their boyfriend all the time and brags about having sex all the time. she can get jealous of literally anything and will physically abuse her boyfriend for "the jokes". she ditches her friends just to hang out with her boyfriend and seeks attention almost every single fucking time.
by my mental stability is gone November 22, 2021
agnes is a fergilicous material girl bouldering baddie who is in a love triangle with marcus and tyler but she doesn't know who to chose and she has many other names, most important being hamantha
by tuus mater June 05, 2023
a goofy person who is can be a rere 98% of the time. if you come into contact with an agnes run as fast as you can. also known as a eugene.
“wow that person is such an agnes!”
by kettle bro October 04, 2018