Tard

Offensive slang; often used on various internet forums as a short for someone who behaves like a retard.

'Qualified' was officially voted as one of the biggest tards on Eurogamer.

by EG_Vanquish December 28, 2005

tard

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

by Will Scholes February 10, 2007

Tard

Used to discribe someone or thing and stupid or irrational.

Jon: Guy's, don't you think Sam is dumb?
George: Yeah, he's a total Tard

by ham236 September 15, 2009

tard

A complete fucktard who likes to expose his little peanut in a chat room. i.e. usachatnow users.

"can you see my wiener?".....TARD!

by Matt ;) October 6, 2007

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

Tard

Similar to the common word "retard," only a "retard" is someone born with a disability who cannot help it. A "tard" is someone that is not innately mentally disabled. On the contrary, a tard is so damnably stupid and such a bellend, that they appear to be retarded to the untrained eye.

That tard thinks he can be me at Halo on PC with his XBOX controller.

by esadbaf October 25, 2004

Tard

a person not qualified to be a retard

I heard that tard Billy has been eating out of his cats litter box again is he stupid

by Mark888 February 28, 2012