Jensen

Actually the most annoying human being on the planet

'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'

by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020

hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up

"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"

by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011

jensen

a roadman who likes to sit on a bin

girl : "omg whos that sat on the bin "

person: "jensen ofcourse!"

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

Jensen

annoying dickhead

You're such a jensen

by virgin4L October 16, 2023

Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE

“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen”

by Hottiez December 9, 2022

Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.

"If only my man was a Jensen."

by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021