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De Castro

Man if I was De Castro it would be a dream
by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018
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Juan Castro

A skinny nigga who is very anorexic and won’t cut his hair. A desert is more moist than his lips. And he doesn’t know how to play uno
Damn girl your ass is so dry and chapped it looks like Juan Castro’s lips
by JoeAndYuri October 29, 2019
mugGet the Juan Castromug.

Mr. Castro

Mr. Castro is the English teacher any student would love to have. With his daily dad jokes, sense of humor, and greeting each class as he goes GOOD MORNING HUMANOIDS! each time he enters the classroom. If you ever see a Mr. Castro not wearing jeans, make sure to pay attention since a practical prank on your class could probably be underway. Stepping aside from writing long presentations in your notebook to do a Fun Friday would be the highlight of your day.
You definitely are definitely a Mr. Castro student!
by AwesomeTeach November 23, 2021
mugGet the Mr. Castromug.

castro valley

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.
If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.
by Momma Joe April 23, 2007
mugGet the castro valleymug.

Sneaky Castro

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.
I sneaky castrod the squid.
by The Miz July 26, 2008
mugGet the Sneaky Castromug.

castro valley

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.
Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.
by bob tha fob December 31, 2004
mugGet the castro valleymug.

Michael Castro

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.

He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.
Ey, Michael Castro! May I have a carousel hug?
by Almond093640 January 16, 2010
mugGet the Michael Castromug.

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