by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018

A skinny nigga who is very anorexic and won’t cut his hair. A desert is more moist than his lips. And he doesn’t know how to play uno
by JoeAndYuri October 29, 2019

Mr. Castro is the English teacher any student would love to have. With his daily dad jokes, sense of humor, and greeting each class as he goes GOOD MORNING HUMANOIDS! each time he enters the classroom. If you ever see a Mr. Castro not wearing jeans, make sure to pay attention since a practical prank on your class could probably be underway. Stepping aside from writing long presentations in your notebook to do a Fun Friday would be the highlight of your day.
by AwesomeTeach November 23, 2021

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.
by Momma Joe April 23, 2007

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.
by The Miz July 26, 2008

by bob tha fob December 31, 2004

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.
He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.
He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.
by Almond093640 January 16, 2010
