Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

white mace

A white boy with a long cock

Bradley has a white mace did you hear?

by MoDz DiStUrB3d February 4, 2023

Mace

The wee shop cross from coop in gtown on spey thats kinda a shithole.. good chikcen doe

Aw keen to go to MACE??

by Scott paterson September 3, 2020

James W Mace

a real nigga

James W Mace is a tuff real hard ahh nigga fr

by Yxydjfydhcrdho ris October 10, 2025

Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019