The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

Ghost Company

An absolutely awesome place to be where the owner is legit god names LINKUS.

Just woke up gonna hop in the Ghost Company Discord

by Royalty 👑 September 04, 2021

Ghost Company

Fucking awsome

Ghost company is fucking awsome , Fuck ren

by Royalty 👑 September 03, 2021

Company Man

the opposite of an entrepreneur. Someone who prefers the 'punching a time clock' approach to work.

There's a great scene in True Detective where Rust Kohle calls out the detective for being a company man.

by TheExpatreneur December 27, 2014

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 September 23, 2015

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"

" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."

by Steve Shelton May 06, 2008

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 09, 2011