De Castro

Just awesome

Man if I was De Castro it would be a dream

by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018

Juan Castro

A skinny nigga who is very anorexic and won’t cut his hair. A desert is more moist than his lips. And he doesn’t know how to play uno

Damn girl your ass is so dry and chapped it looks like Juan Castro’s lips

by JoeAndYuri October 29, 2019

Bryan castro

THE MOST FINE NIGGA KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE ID SLURP UP THAT LONG SHLONG BABE

chris- "IS THAT BRYAN?!" Mahrya- "Yes, ITS MY DADDY"
BRYAN CASTRO means he has the most finest man ever

by dad7432819384753 May 02, 2018

castro valley

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.

If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.

by Momma Joe April 17, 2007

Sneaky Castro

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.

I sneaky castrod the squid.

by The Miz April 04, 2008

castro valley

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.

Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.

by bob tha fob January 01, 2005

Michael Castro

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.

He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.

Ey, Michael Castro! May I have a carousel hug?

by Almond093640 January 17, 2010