Candace

Never ask who candace is.

Man 1: bro, do you know Candace?
Man 2: No, who's Candace?
Man 1: Smiles Suspiciously

by Joe Possibly Mama May 25, 2021

Candace Owens

An internalized racist coon who likes to make other people think that shes smart by talking to highly uneducated and unintelligent liberals to try to push the trope that conservatives are smarter than liberals.

person 1: hey that guy is pretty smart
person 2: are you dumb he's just being a Candace Owens

by ni hoa September 16, 2024

candace

can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Person A: “do you know candace?”
Person B: “candace who?”
Person A: “can deez nuts fit in your mouth?”
Person B: “fuck you.”

by laquatas August 13, 2025

Candace

Totally nuts. Absolute BS. Crazy. Off the wall. Conspiratorial. Oddly Tangential.

That’s a load of Candace, dude.

What? That’s totally Candace!

You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.

I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.

Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.

by Kelly Jordan October 20, 2025

Candace trolls

Absolutely FLOODED Ben Shapiro's pro-genocide stream the other day.

Hym "I forgot to mention it the other day, Ben's chat was flooded by Candace trolls bitching about her getting fired... It was fun! I had a good time. They were laying into his ass for not debating on Pbd. Shoulded be calling people moral cowards if you're not going to allow your employees to do the thing that made you rich and famous. Blatant hypocrisy!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Candace

Her brother is a triangle and her step brother is a skyscraper.

MILF: Candace stop trying to get your brothers sent to Canada.

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026