Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman
Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.
"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"
by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008
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Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.
j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 07, 2010
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jockey box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.
Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.
by Kritiper August 13, 2010
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Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.
Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.
by Freshness November 03, 2006
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arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...
That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!
by Bummer....... September 19, 2003
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Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.
by Matthew_c_s August 02, 2007
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