zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.
by sexychungi April 8, 2015
is a real bitch and never shuts up. when you do tell he to shut up, she doesn't stop and tell you to shut up. when you first meet her she is really kind and shy.
boy 1 look at that hottie
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!
by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 October 26, 2018
a zoey is so nasty
by depressedbitch11 November 14, 2019
by HollywoodUpdates August 21, 2017
Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993
by mlankelly April 22, 2023
A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.
by Real expert101 October 4, 2021
by yourlocalpapi March 30, 2019