Zoe

Zoe is a kind of girl who is weird the one willing to do anything for you. She'll love you with all her heart if you earn it . She is a bad ass girl who can kick butt if she needs to she is kind sometimes gullible but she is the one if you ever find her
Omg a Zoe kicked butt yesterday. Stay away from her.
by Iris riddle May 30, 2018
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Zoe

Elusive and special, the Zoe is found in rare and select middle schools, you must befriend her, give her a heartfelt parting gift and wait for around 18 years. Then and only then can you catch a glimpse of the gorgeousness that is a Zoe.

She will be your bestfriend and the person you want to spend all your time with. If you can cope with a few weird habits like drinking hot water and the occasional mid-meal desert, having a Zoe love you is scientifically accepted as the coolest thing in the Universe.

Funny and clever, a wild Zoe is not to be messed with. Can appear harmless at first but don't let her beauty and angelic features fool you. Her patented "croches-pattes" are devastatingly effective, combining it sometimes with a little snow throwing can really unsettle even the most powerful.

Once you learn to accept these techniques though, you'll be rewarded with the tender understanding that you've met someone truly special, that will love you and support you even if you make mistakes and are often wrong. And the realization that meeting a Zoe, if you play your cards right, is the last person you need to meet. Because all other creatures become frivolous.
Wow, have you heard of that hip new band, Swagina? I heard a Zoe's in it
by Zoelover1994 March 14, 2022
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Zoe

is my best friend! Shes a weirdo that almost always in a good mood, shes a goody two shoes who never does her school work :D, shes not unattractive but always calls herself ugly, shes a nerd with no life that plays lots of video games. She loves anime and manga along with me (Allana). She RARELY gets mad and if you find a Zoe, STAY FRIENDS WITH THAT WEIRDO
"Zoe is super funny!"
by A_The_Panda13 June 11, 2018
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ZOE

ZOE-zombie on earth

for haitians,the notorious creoles in the world
the world used in gangs,mafias,and dangerous haitian katels
by bigmeetchie November 24, 2021
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Zoe

Zoe is a great person. She’s nice fun and caring. She’s the best girl bestfriend ever. She makes MY day much better everyday. I could never ask for a better bestie
Zoe- how are you
Me- I’m ok I guess
Zoe- it’ll be ok I promise

Me- thx bestie❤️
by Savagelife9876 April 21, 2020
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Zoe

A person of Haitian decent or a Haitian widely used in Orlando to reference a cool Haitian.
by Hm..thinking June 15, 2018
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Zoe

Zoe is extremely trustworthy and kind. She is always there for you no matter what. Although Zoe can be a little bit lazy sometimes she is still always down to hangout. She is very smart even though she may not know it. She is also really pretty like really pretty. Zoe is someone you should always keep close to your heart forever. She always jokes about how she isn’t smart or that boys don’t like her but the reality it’s the complete opposite. She also has the brightest smile If you know a Zoe you are extremely lucky!
Person 1: “She is so pretty!”
Person 2: “Well I mean she is a Zoe”
by JUST VIBIN June 11, 2020
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