nipple zipper

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.
We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.
by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008
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zipper dinner

I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.
by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006
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Zipper Punch

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.

The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010
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zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"
by J Roth July 10, 2005
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zipper snake

The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake after she charmed it out of my pants.
by BukkakeAnneCoulter April 26, 2007
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Zipper Buster

A massive erection that threatens to break one's zipper. Usually in an awkward social location.
Dude, you really need to control that Zipper Buster...
by urikedge0718 June 23, 2010
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shit zipper

A universal term for jackass, or idiot. From the tv show The League. Also refers to eating actual shit.
"You're not like the rest of those shit zippers, " or, "These shit zipping frittatas are screwing up my chances to win the Shiva bowl."
by Password is Taco November 1, 2013
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