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Zeus Meat 

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.
I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.
Zeus Meat by SectionAte March 11, 2009

Zeus juice 

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.
I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!
Zeus juice by konavixen February 4, 2010

zeus move 

Damn, that dude caught a wicked zeus move!
zeus move by dikk May 27, 2004

zeus dick 

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.
I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.
zeus dick by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009

zeus’ nutsack 

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep
“Yo, Jeremy did the ZeusNutsack and he can’t have kids now!”

Zeus' Lightning 

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)
Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?
Zeus' Lightning by shlock84 March 11, 2011