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yuppie

A person that has the ability to 'sweet talk'(manipulate those near them as in pocket puppets/competition and 'buttock kissing'), do the hours to overtake their supervisor's and the most obvious of which is to live shallow lives wearing baroni/ermene image wear
yes sir.. it was his fault(mine).. no sir.. I can handle this situation. This person will never cause you problems again.... oh and by the way i contacted your wife/husband and told them we were in meetings all afternoon.. I booked the pompous golf resort this afternoon.. care for a game?
by batfinker (mike w) March 11, 2004
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YUPPI

a word used to describe someone who uses the affirmative a lot.
guy, trying to chat up a seemingly hott girl: "what's up?"
girl: "yup"
guy: "eh?!!!"
girl: "yup"
*guy leaves*
by yessee June 27, 2004
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yuppie

A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.

Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.

The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.

Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!

Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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yuppie

Yuppie derives from words Young Upcoming Person (Y.U.P).
"All those yuppies with their Armanis and cell phones..."
by Lauri Laitinen March 18, 2005
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yuppie

An adjective describing pretentiously packaged products that sell for an inflated price; but whose quality is either higher, or exactly the same, as their alternatives.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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yuppie crack

High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack.
by Dr. J. August 3, 2005
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Neo-Yuppie

"Yagh! Look at all these coffee drinking neo-yuppies!"
"This one time, I saw a neo-yuppie wearing a red shirt with the letter M!"
by Jfilesguy October 23, 2014
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