find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.
I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.
by Hamwallets December 31, 2015
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Suck your dick backwards

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t
Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you
by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 06, 2020
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ripped out of your dick

When you are so 'high' or 'stoned' from smoking marijuana that you can be ripped out of your dick. Thus comes the term 'ripped out of your dick.'
man, have you ever been ripped out of your dick
by rippedoutofyourdick November 11, 2013
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Destroy your dick decembre

The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.
"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."
by Robetta November 02, 2018
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getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 18, 2006
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Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off
by eric mcleir April 06, 2019
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wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
by sannak June 17, 2006
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