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All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.
Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.
by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026
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What do you wanna eat?

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.
Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo
by ILikeBig August 29, 2021
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i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up
Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏
by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024
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just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
by 69 years ago July 4, 2021
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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Are you going to eat that?

What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.
Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?
by McArnie October 3, 2008
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
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