TEAM: A popular & successful American Major League Baseball franchise based in New York City.
HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.
CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.
FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.
HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.
CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.
FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.
Dude 1: "Dude, like, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in like, 20 years or something. And the Red Sox have won it like, the last 5 times or something."
Dude 2: "Yeah."
Dude 2: "Yeah."
by George Steinbrenner 2007 November 09, 2007
1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit
by Jade December 09, 2003
a complete moron born in the north (which is where most morons are from) he thinks that the south is full of rednecks who dont know anything even though it is odviuos that they are better then them.
by mr. abcde October 04, 2006
by 5150popo69 November 25, 2013
The GREATEST BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!! I think it is funny how people say the Yankees suck, all I have to say is 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and counting. And for the people that say they are just overpaid (mostly red sox fans) take a look at your teams payrole.
by Brandon C Alf May 10, 2007
by bos10grl May 24, 2007
by Chills August 03, 2005