Suck your dick backwards

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t

Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you

by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020

ripped out of your dick

When you are so 'high' or 'stoned' from smoking marijuana that you can be ripped out of your dick. Thus comes the term 'ripped out of your dick.'

man, have you ever been ripped out of your dick

by rippedoutofyourdick November 10, 2013

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.

I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.

by Hamwallets April 10, 2016

getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

by eric mcleir April 5, 2019

wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

by sannak June 18, 2006