This definition won't get accepted

When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.

Dude I am a failure, this definition won't get accepted.

by naman203 June 16, 2022

won't budge an inch

Not willing to move, change, or shift in any way at all.

On this particular issue, I won't budge an inch.

by Piperman_ September 12, 2021

I won't have to

Yeah.

Hym "I won't have to."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Rap she won't let u hit dude

Commonly said after @Rap, posts about ice spice, on instagram

"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"

by Reels commenter December 6, 2023

ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019